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The first Saturday of every month, Screenland Crown Center SLAMS a classic camp movie!
Imagine Mystery Science Theater 3000 ,
only live, local and uncensored.
Three comedians are turned loose on some of the best worst films in history and rip them to shreds. All for you, darlings.
Up Next: a future governor and Kennedy son-in-law tests the limit of what can be done with body oil.
Conan The Barbarian
Saturday, February 4, 2012
9:00 pm
SLAM 101 Here's how it works: the movie starts and our comics are unleashed on it. They provide running commentary, riffing their way through each reel without mercy.
Whether you've seen the movie hundreds of times,
or you've never dared to watch it,
SLAMs are bitchy, kitschy and always unpredictable.
It all happens at the beautiful Screenland Crown Center . Comfy seats, free parking and a full bar...
who could ask for anything more? SLAMs can get raunchy, so no one under 17 is admitted.
Come join Team Coco, as we slam the Gorvernator. He has the body of a Greek god, the voice of Colonel Klink, and the hair of Angie Harmon.
It's too soon to tell, but we're hoping to have one of his illegitimate children as a special guest star!
Screenland SLAMS
Conan the Barbarian
Saturday, February 4th
9:00 pm
Screenland Crown Center
$10 (advance), $12 (at the door)
THE CAST Caroline Knecht
Actor you irrationally hate: Russell Crowe
Actress you irrationally hate: Keira Knightly
Personal movie montage song: Drunken karaoke version of "Eye of the Tiger"
Daisy Buckët
Best movie ever: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Guilty pleasure movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous
Who would play you in the movie? Meryl Streep. She can play anything so I think she'd be up for the challenge.
Adam Hoelscher
Favorite super hero movie: Dark Knight
Favorite movie theater snack: Bunch-a-Crunch
What movie rating would your life get? R after editing
Tom Lancaster
Favorite actress: Bette Davis
Favorite actor: Joan Crawford
Favorite Disney princess: Tom Cruise
TICKETS Tickets for Screenland SLAMS are $10 in advance and $12 at the door.
These one-night-only events can sell out,
so order your tickets early!
(Click the ticket to order....tickets on sale two weeks before each show.)
Saturday, February 4th _ 9 pm
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